New Evidence shows Rwandan Genocide was a hoax

A shocking new study published by Kenneth Riegoff of Harvard University includes bombshell evidence that the Rwandan Genocide was a complete hoax. Mr Riegoff’s report shows that in fact this genocide never took place and is a fabrication of the Tutsi people. It was recently uncovered that the film Hotel Rwanda, a propaganda movie, was actually financed by billionaire investor and global subsversice George Soros. … Continue reading New Evidence shows Rwandan Genocide was a hoax

4th Wave of Feminism in Juba

Nowadays feminism is quite common thing through the women of Juba. As we all know this movement became popular after walkouts in 2014. 4th wave derived from black feminism when men started choosing Nuer women instead of Dinka women. “I really don’t know why they prefer Nuer women! We’re smarter, more beutiful and everything! Men have no taste! Men are not able to make rational … Continue reading 4th Wave of Feminism in Juba

Number of autistic people in South Sudan drastically increases

After checking internet autism test results, sudanese scientists came to the conclusion that the situation is very dangerous. Number of autistic people in South Sudan increased around 30% during last 3 years. People ask why, but the answer is very clear. It’s all because of compulsion to vaccinate. According to our information the number of vaccinations in the main hospital in Juba is up by … Continue reading Number of autistic people in South Sudan drastically increases

Islam man tries bacon for the first time; loses faith in Allah

40-year-old Avukaya Baka Pasha claims he accidentally tasted bacon for the first time in his life. Avukaya says someone has to put it in his sandwich when he was in toilet at work. Actually he really enjoyed bacon. Decides he no longer trusts Allah as it’s delicious. “I dont trust Allah anymore. Bacon is love. Bacon is life” Avukaya baka Pasha 25/10/2019 Few bites of … Continue reading Islam man tries bacon for the first time; loses faith in Allah

Despite being 13% of the population, Nuer commit 52% of all violent crime

A new study released by the United Nations and the Census of Crimes and Justice in South Sudan shows that members of the Nuer tribe – while only 13% of South Sudans population – commit over half of all violent crimes. In a response to the new study, Nuer elder Riek Machar issued a statement blaming poverty and Dinka colonialism for these statistics, while also … Continue reading Despite being 13% of the population, Nuer commit 52% of all violent crime

Dinka man dies of Goat Flu after making love to a goat

In Juba, a local man is believed to have died of the new “Goat Flu” SB17 virus after engaging in homosexual relations with his goat. The local man, whose name officials have not yet released, is believed to have been a widower and cattle farmer from the Dinka tribe.  The first documented case of the SB17 “Goat Flu” virus was outside of Juba by the … Continue reading Dinka man dies of Goat Flu after making love to a goat

South Sudan

Civil War could return to South Sudan

South Sudan’s restriction chief Riek Machar cautioned Sunday that the nation could come back to common war if an alliance government is framed by a Nov. 12 cutoff time and he requested one more months-long postponement for the vital advance in a delicate harmony bargain. Machar made an enthusiastic request to a meeting Joined Countries Security Committee designation that met with him and President Salva … Continue reading Civil War could return to South Sudan

Just about one million individuals influenced by floods in South Sudan

About one million individuals in South Sudan have been influenced by substantial flooding, as indicated by the United Nations. Extreme floods have crushed enormous territories of the nation since July, submerging whole networks and constrained several thousands from their homes, the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) said in an announcement on Friday. It included that an expected 908,000 individuals were influenced, … Continue reading Just about one million individuals influenced by floods in South Sudan